So, the next time someone asks you why you spend your Saturday nights playing a dating sim where you romance a sea thief with daddy issues, just smile. Hand them this article.

"Looks like you're spoiled today," Cassian whispers in your ear. "So, who gets your morning kiss first?"

: The interface allows you to adjust text size, making it easier to read on different devices.

The Chaos Gremlin. Vibe: Unbrushed hair, missing teeth (but charmingly so), and way too many knives.

: This is the game's strongest suit. The character designs (husbandos) are widely described as "hot," "charming," and "sexy". Renoky’s illustrations are noted for being high-quality and raunchy without losing artistic appeal.

3. The Charming Rogue: Edward Kenway ( Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag )

Ahoy, fellow romantics and wayward weebs! Pull up a treasure chest, pour yourself a tankard of grog (or a nice chamomile tea), and let’s talk about a very specific, very delicious corner of the fictional crush universe.