This idiot, this Pizza Guy... he hadn’t just tipped me with a firearm. He’d obviously tried to hide the thing in a donut box, or maybe a deep fryer, or perhaps—considering the "Brazze Best" reputation for being a tank—he’d tried to bake it into the world’s worst calzone.
Kade had just won the night’s biggest prize: pizza guy tipped with a stuck ass 2024 brazze best
Kade paid with a black card. The machine beeped. Leo added the standard 15% tip ($4.87) to the total. Then Kade did something unhinged. This idiot, this Pizza Guy